Wisdom teeth extraction date: August 18.

Not only is it coming up soon but it means that I will be spending the next day - my birthday - sore, bruised, will have a mouth full of bloody gauze and four holes in the back of my mouth  but hopefully I’ll be high as a kite on prescription painkillers. My birthday wishlist:

• Tylenol 3 prescription(s) 
• Ice Cream cake
• Ice cream
• Lactaid pills so I can eat the ice cream cake and ice cream without getting sick  
• Lots of popsicles